Merry Christmas 

  A time of friends and family 
Also billions of toys ,
  Come christmas morning 
So many children's joys .

  The feelings of love 
Soon a fresh new year start ,
  Of resolutions 
We promise from our heart .

  Commitment to a promise 
To change perhaps a character trait ,
  A blemish upon our soul
Needing to set straight .

  This is my only gift 
That I can give to you ,
  From my heart 
These words are all true .

  I wish you christmas wishes 
May you get everything you need ,
  Surprises untold 
Please continue to read .

  Four more lines to go
Oops now there's only two ,
  Merry Christmas Merry Christmas 
To each one of you .
                   Ron Gray 
                11/25/14 

I'm A Simple Man

Writing words of wit & rhyme 
I do mostly out of longing ,
Wanting someone special 
Remembering a better time .

From the day of our birth 
We are destined to die,
Do something amazing 
Leave this world wondering why.

Greatest way there 
To that last lingering mile ,
Whenever you meet someone 
Offer them your hand & biggest smile .

True pleasures await us all
Our own pot of gold ,
At the end of our journey 
Fond memories will be told .
                        Ron Gray 
                               August 4, 2013

Clean Poetry 

  Blazing & Poetry 
Go hand & hand ,
  It opens my lungs & mind 
Do you understand ?

  I've no female in my life 
Loneliness is what I feel ,
  No children or wife / girlfriend 
A sadness that's real .

  Life is full of ups & downs 
Sometimes hard to figure out ,
  I wish you all the best 
You'll do fine I've no doubt .

  It's a interesting journey 
Pleasures untold ,
  Create memories 
Pure as gold .

  Find your soul mate
Hold fast for love is true ,
  Cherish each others dreams 
In all that you do .

                           Ron Gray 
                           01/27/15

The Penis

  It all started with a simple word
I've heard the word prick ,
  Somehow it became schlong  
Also known as a dick .

  Slipping her some meat
Give her some dong ,
  Had men beating their chest 
Like King Kong .

  Gave her the rod 
The dipstick too ,
  I won't name them all 
100 words tis true .

  The johnson the giggle stick 
My pecker my pickle my pud ,
  My peeter my boner my love shaft 
There's not one dud .

  A pocket rocket Mr. Winky
A tallywacker ? a tool a tubesteak ,
My man meat my chub ? WTF 
  Gotta be a mistake .

  This is a never ending story 
To describe my pride and joy ,
  I'm still like a child 
It's my favorite toy .

  Mr. Happy ?
Ladies that's up to you ,
  I know you're smiling 
You know it's true .

  My stiffy my wanker my willie 
Baloney pony my piece my wood ,
  So many more 
Funny yet good .

  I have to stop it's really hard 
I'm really racking my brain ,
  Just to keep it rhyming 
It's to much of a strain .

                          Ron Gray 
                         1/20/2015

A Little To Long

  Women aren't ready 4 a guy like me

I last a little to long ,

  Continuous for over an hour 

I'm sexually strong .

  Don't be tricked by my age 

I'm unique at 56 years old ,

  I will test your limits 

I'm really quite bold .

  I shock with my poetry 

With words of rhyme & wit ,

  I write when I'm high 

Blazed up a bit .

  Kush makes me hornier 

Frees up my mind ,

  I become aroused 

I'm one of a kind .

  I dare you 

To try a prove me wrong ,

  When your boy toys are done 

I'm still going strong .

                              Ron Gray 

                              03/05/15